Total Medals Earned: 42 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 495 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Medals Earned: 7/20 (35/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Reach 3,000 points.
Reach 6,000 points.
Reach 9,000 points.
Reach 12,000 points.
Finish the game!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)
Die
Kill 35 Zombies
Survive the horde
Kill 70 Zombies
Beat the game with 0 Kills
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/265 points)
Open the game.
Reach 2000 in 3D Cube Runner.
Reach 20 in Hexscape.
Reach 20 in Flappy Disk.
Reach 150 in Super Shooter.
Score 1 in Pong.
Reach 200 in Gravity Switch.
Score 2 in Pong
Reach 3500 in 3D Cube Runner
Reach 35 in Flappy Disk
Reach 40 in Hexscape
Reach 200 in Super Shooter
Reach 400 in Gravity Switch
Medals Earned: 4/63 (20/355 points)
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 2/44 (10/500 points)
After "Garden of Earthly delights" by Hieronymus Bosch , Just play the game
After "The Dance" by Henri Matisse, just play the game
too bad, too shame
Check The Erotic Mural made by Munguía back in 2005
you need some points
You need at least 9 points
You need at least 24 points
you need at least 14 points
Win the game with all right answers
You need at least 19 points
Find the three hidden X´s
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/150 points)
Fuck you Nerd
who is reading this shit of description
is just a dream, not big deal
you will need to restart [F5] if you lose...